Chip Zdarsky ([info]chipzdarsky) wrote,
@ 2009-06-12 12:27:00
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HELLO OLD FRIENDS.

I have been away, but not really. Just before TCAF I had been told by my doctor that I had a nasty case of tendonitis and carpal tunnel and that I need to stop drawing like a motherfucker. I punched her as hard as I could in the face, but it didn't even faze her since my arm wasn't working too shit-hot.

So, I took a month off from work and drawing. I travelled the land looking to help others with my unique brand of legs-only kung-fu and an ability to tie sexy knots. It was fulfilling in the sense that I came a lot, but home is where the heart is, so I am back.

While "off work" I still managed to do a lot of work, aided by photographs in place of my finely-tuned boring illustrations! Here's a brief list!

 

BAD ADVICE: FEET OR FAMINE

BAD ADVICE: POPULAR BY PROXY

BAD ADVICE: NO LETTERING

BAD ADVICE: THE POWER OF POSITIVE WHATEVER


And now I'm back to illustrating!


BAD ADVICE: SUPERIORITY PROJECTS


As always, please send me your problems/questions/fantasies. I love helping others.


Also, Tear Jerk! My ongoing quest to acquaint myself with movies that make me cry! It's going well and I've been crying a lot! Here's the ones I've tackled so far!

TEAR JERK: MILK

TEAR JERK: ONCE

TEAR JERK: THE NOTEBOOK

TEAR JERK: THE IRON GIANT


 

ALSO! This was my fault.

I noticed the terrible photoshop job and tracked down the original stock photo. It has since spiralled out of control at work and is being linked all over the place, in both good places and BAD PLACES. I am the Woodward and Bernstein of photoshop now. Hooray! My favourite part that most people haven't noticed is the headline, "Learn to Swim ... It's worth a try." VERY INSPIRING, CITY OF TORONTO.

I am tired now. Time for nappy-nap.

Love,
Chip!
 





 



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[info]benitocereno
2009-06-12 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I have flagged this post for a speedy deletion as I believe it is a hoax.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-06-12 06:08 pm UTC (link)
SHHHH

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SHOW US YOUR TITS!
[info]naseemo
2009-06-12 07:02 pm UTC (link)
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Re: SHOW US YOUR TITS!
[info]chipzdarsky
2009-06-12 07:03 pm UTC (link)
I will do no such thing.
(yes I will)

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[info]harlotbug3
2009-06-12 07:47 pm UTC (link)
A vaginal winking eye, a mildly phallic pickle, and a photoshopped black man, mix them together and what do you get?

A COUPON FOR:

[------------------------]
[ One free hand massage! ]
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Use it *before* crippling yourself next time.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-06-12 08:40 pm UTC (link)
i need it so bad so bad

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[info]beatonna
2009-06-12 08:14 pm UTC (link)
I didn't know about your arm! I hope everything's back to good!

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[info]qwantz
2009-06-12 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Yeah me neither! Chip next time you need your arm massaged, Naseem Katie and I stand at the ready

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-06-12 08:46 pm UTC (link)
It's all I've ever wanted, even pre-injury.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-06-12 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Certain directions still hurt my arm, but all of my drawings look like hot dogs now as a result, so that's pretty good.

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[info]beatonna
2009-06-13 02:50 am UTC (link)
you're the new Marc Bell!

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[info]sach
2009-06-17 06:11 am UTC (link)
hahahaha... harsh!!!

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[info]adg
2009-06-12 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Aww good to hear that you're doin' better!

ALSO- FUN GUIDE! More like... um...No-Fun guide?

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-06-12 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Learning to swim is always worth a try.

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[info]abrassea
2009-06-12 10:15 pm UTC (link)
the "learn to swim" line was the first thing i noticed... right next to the black guy. way to go, racism!

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[info]autodidactic
2009-06-13 03:00 pm UTC (link)


Where da white wimmin at? WISCONSIN, NIGGA

Edited at 2009-06-13 03:04 pm UTC

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-06-14 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Sneaking up on those defenseless white women, no less. WHAT A WORLD.

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[info]epileptikitty
2009-06-20 08:22 am UTC (link)
I hope the fine children of Toronto threw rocks at this monstrous wanker?

Peter Kuitenbrouwer's Walk Across Toronto

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-07-17 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Hey! Peter is a Man of the People!

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