Chip Zdarsky ([info]chipzdarsky) wrote,
@ 2009-02-18 18:18:00
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Headshot Day!
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person working at the National Post that looks forward to Journalist Headshot Day.



YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. I'M WITH THE PRESS, MA'AM.



THE. PRESS.


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[info]unclebebby
2009-02-18 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Despite my being not having homosexual tendencies (on a daily basis), I have an inexplicable urge to grind my gentials to your picture.

When I say genitals, I mean my sausage, and when I say my sausage, I mean my penis covered in butter.

Why?

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 11:38 pm UTC (link)
And when I say please do so, I mean please do so immediately.

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(no subject) - [info]unclebebby, 2009-02-18 11:50 pm UTC

[info]beatonna
2009-02-18 11:36 pm UTC (link)
I am a cartoonist for said paper sort of! Where do I send the glam shot

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 11:39 pm UTC (link)
You are a living, breathing glam shot, Ms. Beaton

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(no subject) - [info]beatonna, 2009-02-18 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chipzdarsky, 2009-02-18 11:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coppervale, 2009-02-19 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chipzdarsky, 2009-02-19 01:55 am UTC

[info]autodidactic
2009-02-18 11:38 pm UTC (link)
Hawt!

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 11:39 pm UTC (link)
Unh.

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[info]the_woodshed
2009-02-18 11:41 pm UTC (link)
IM.PRESSED.

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[info]shadowkitty
2009-02-18 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Hey, you look really good there!

How did you do that?

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 11:52 pm UTC (link)
WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?

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(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2009-02-19 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chipzdarsky, 2009-02-19 01:56 am UTC
It'd hit it.
[info]kevin_church
2009-02-18 11:56 pm UTC (link)
With my penis.

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Re: It'd hit it.
[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 11:58 pm UTC (link)
You can't coerce THE PRESS like that.

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[info]qwantz
2009-02-19 12:06 am UTC (link)
Wallpaper sized images please!

for a friend

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 01:58 am UTC (link)
Like ... like this?
http://www.murals4everyone.com/

I'll trade you for your sensual, flowing hair closeup.

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[info]piratecore
2009-02-19 12:46 am UTC (link)
Well I know I'm going to sleep GREAT tonight after spending some quality time with printouts of those babies!

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 02:00 am UTC (link)
Remember to print on HIGH-QUALITY paper or they will fall apart from excess moisture (WINKWINKSEXUALWINK).

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[info]demongoldfish
2009-02-19 12:50 am UTC (link)
2 smokes? you bad-ass

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 02:01 am UTC (link)
I gots two lungs don't I? Damn right.

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[info]mojocat
2009-02-19 12:54 am UTC (link)
rest of series plz

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 02:01 am UTC (link)
Payment up front plz

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(no subject) - [info]mojocat, 2009-02-19 02:41 am UTC

[info]dunderbug
2009-02-19 01:29 am UTC (link)
rawr!

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 02:01 am UTC (link)
ALL FOR YOU and others.

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[info]adg
2009-02-19 01:37 am UTC (link)
You are so hot you sizzle. HAWT. I need more Chip, MORE.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 02:02 am UTC (link)
Please calm down! I am spoken for (by you, forever)!

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[info]naseemo
2009-02-19 03:19 am UTC (link)
Fuck YEAH!

I AGREE WITH KAYLA. MORE PLS.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 04:09 pm UTC (link)
LADIES PLEASE CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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[info]sach
2009-02-19 05:28 am UTC (link)
To look really professional you should have put your glasses on top of your head, like Mike Strobel.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Strobel would hunt me down and cave my face in. He's that kind of bad-ass GUARANTEED

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(no subject) - [info]sach, 2009-02-26 08:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chipzdarsky, 2009-02-26 01:37 pm UTC

[info]nenimo
2009-02-19 05:46 am UTC (link)
I have a million "I'm with the press" "well press me up against you" jokes running through my head right now.
That and "real men smoke two cigarettes..."
very stylish!

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 04:10 pm UTC (link)
If you actually had a million of those jokes I would marry you.

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[info]bloodandpudding
2009-02-19 06:23 am UTC (link)
HOT.
I'm using it as my new wallpaper on my computer. All Zdarsky all the time.
Excuse me while I change my moistened underwear.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 04:11 pm UTC (link)
You just switch to adult diapers like I did years ago.

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[info]team_mummy
2009-02-19 07:12 am UTC (link)
I ain't gay or nothing, but come on I'm only human

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Perfectly natural.

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More cigarettes
(Anonymous)
2009-02-19 03:30 pm UTC (link)
Just wondering if maybe each time you take headshots you could ad more smokes. Try and get to the point where it's really silly.

Chris Stewart

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Re: More cigarettes
[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Smoking more than two cigarettes is insane. What the hell is wrong with you?

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Re: More cigarettes - (Anonymous), 2009-02-23 02:00 am UTC

[info]chris_ycrtft
2009-02-20 01:07 am UTC (link)
bow-chikka-bow-bow!

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[info]abrassea
2009-02-20 08:08 am UTC (link)
you're also the only person working at the national post who loves new york.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-20 03:08 pm UTC (link)
God damn lefty oasis. I WEAR THE SHIRT IRONICALLY.

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[info]storm_fist
2009-02-20 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Two hits, Zdarsky! Me pressin' you and then you pressin' the floor.

At least, that's kind of what it looks like you're reacting to in the second picture. I'm all like you can't smoke in here and you're like whattayou gonna do about it, then I say that, then you give that second look and say something like give it a shot, coach. It's a scene in an off-off-Broadway play about a transexual clam that I'm writing...

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[info]dayuse
2009-02-24 12:36 am UTC (link)
Is it like that with the top hanchos too? 'Cos nothing says "amazing" quite like getting a headshot taken by my school paper for my column.

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WOW !
(Anonymous)
2009-03-27 03:29 pm UTC (link)
I don't think I've ever seen such a fine head shot. I can only imagine what the other one looks like. You exude such confidence, bolstered with slease of a rare and urgent nature. If I had a son, I'd want you to call me "Dad". Love ya.

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[info]vonandmoggy
2009-06-05 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Keep this look! Keep this look!

It's like yer a cleaned up version of Shane MacGowan doing "Summer in Siam." Nice.

You people with head hair make me jealous, damn it.

Von

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that first pose
[info]philled2thebrim
2009-06-16 04:40 am UTC (link)
miracle #2

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