Chip Zdarsky (chipzdarsky) wrote,
Chip Zdarsky
chipzdarsky

The Roundup For Newbies



I SEE A LOT OF NEW FACES HERE.


A lot of new people are watching me after I romanced the shit out of them with my COMICS ESSAY. So I just want to show you WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT ONLINE.

I post COMICS AND FUNNIES as "Chip" at my site, prisonfunnies.com

I post ILLUSTRATIONS as "Steve" at stevetastic.com

I post VIDEOS as "Todd" on youtube.

I have an ADVICE COLUMN on nationalpost.com

You can ask me questions! I like getting questions.

I post on twitter.

I post on flickr.

I love you.


Love,
Chip
 
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Yeah. Now it's about the week-long coke-fueled sex binges with one-armed dwarves and farm animals. What happened, dude?

chipzdarsky

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phoenixredux

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jjgalahad

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NOBODY GETS RICH BY ACCIDENT.

epileptikitty

8 years ago

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epileptikitty

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Still?

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chipzdarsky

8 years ago

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Romper Bomper Stomper Boo
Good God Zdarsky, How Old Are You?
As old as you want me to be, baby. As old as you want me to be.
Wait- which one is about "Canada"?
The ones with heavy references to socialism.
You love ME?!? HOLY ROCKS!
More than you'll ever know unless you fill out a Freedom of Information form.
Let us pass a resolution that defines marriage as the union of all three of your alter-egos with a unicorn sporting a tremendous woody.
That would just make me Warren Ellis.

crisper

8 years ago

Wait, you have a comic strip?
I also have the entire run of Golden Girls on VHS.

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Email me at smurray@nationalpost.com
I will help you OFFICIALLY and LEGALLY BINDING.
somebody loves me!!!!
you are loved by many, miss =]

chipzdarsky

8 years ago

I'm a new Chip convert, but everything I've seen of your work makes me believe in Elves and gay superheroes. In a good way. Please, keep on keeping on.

Good GOD man. ROMPER ROOM. Every Canadian over the age of 30 just had a flashback. You hold the reins of a NATION.
Holding TIGHTLY to the reins of a nation. I will ride the nation until dawn if I have to.
I have always loved you, Chip.

I look forward to another backgammon marathon, Steve. And you shouldn't regret having e-mailed me those photos. I am definitely interested.

Todd, I know what I said last week, but I think we just need some time apart. I need to find out who I am on my own.
Every single one of me is confused.
Look I'm having a hard time keeping track of all your names so I'm just calling you what I call you when you come up in conversation, "SteBen".

I just came home from a trip to Collingwood and would like to report that Barrie still sucks based on this overheard exchange:

14 year old gentleman of breeding: "Imma slap that mouth off her."
14 year old lady of manners: "Yeah just cuz she's pregnant don't mean she can't learn."
14 year old gentleman of breeding: "Well I won't punch her in the stomach, just the back."
Their mom: "Oh you can punch her in the stomach, just not as hard as normal."

Why wouldn't he just stop at slappin' that mouth off her? Barrie has no inherent logic.