Chip Zdarsky ([info]chipzdarsky) wrote,
@ 2009-02-17 17:31:00
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The Roundup For Newbies


I SEE A LOT OF NEW FACES HERE.


A lot of new people are watching me after I romanced the shit out of them with my COMICS ESSAY. So I just want to show you WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT ONLINE.

I post COMICS AND FUNNIES as "Chip" at my site, prisonfunnies.com

I post ILLUSTRATIONS as "Steve" at stevetastic.com

I post VIDEOS as "Todd" on youtube.

I have an ADVICE COLUMN on nationalpost.com

You can ask me questions! I like getting questions.

I post on twitter.

I post on flickr.

I love you.


Love,
Chip
 

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[info]the_woodshed
2009-02-17 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Success has changed you, man. It used to be about the music.

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[info]phoenixredux
2009-02-17 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. Now it's about the week-long coke-fueled sex binges with one-armed dwarves and farm animals. What happened, dude?

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-17 11:19 pm UTC (link)
I can now afford more coke?

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[info]phoenixredux
2009-02-17 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Oh. Well, I guess that makes sense.

Carry on, then.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-17 11:18 pm UTC (link)
It's still all about the music. I use all of my big money to pay Smashmouth to serenade me wherever I go.

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[info]jjgalahad
2009-02-18 10:12 am UTC (link)
Employing Smash Mouth? In a way that doesn't involve knife fights under an overpass? You are a kind and generous man, Chip. To a fault, even.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 03:20 pm UTC (link)
They were going to follow me around and play anyway. I felt guilty not paying them.

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[info]jjgalahad
2009-02-18 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Ah, like the hobosminstrels of old. Very good, then.

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[info]eleventoes
2009-02-17 11:38 pm UTC (link)
I remember back one time when he said to me, "You want to get rich? I mean internet rich? You got to make yourself a couple of aliases/aliai and get all perverted up on the tubes. That'll make you rich."

Not saying he planned all this, just sayin' is all.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-17 11:52 pm UTC (link)
NOBODY GETS RICH BY ACCIDENT.

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[info]epileptikitty
2009-02-18 06:18 am UTC (link)
Wait! Dan Rowan told you that?

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[info]eleventoes
2009-02-18 09:45 am UTC (link)
Dan Rowan doesn't tell anyone anything. Dan Rowan simply imagines and truth forms around him.

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[info]epileptikitty
2009-02-18 08:49 pm UTC (link)
So that's Dick Martin carried him.

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[info]epileptikitty
2009-02-19 03:51 am UTC (link)
From beyond the grave. People from Laugh-In are never granted The True Sleep.

MST3K: Some sleazy nightclub owner.
"That was Dan Rowan's life story."

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[info]bloodandpudding
2009-02-17 11:42 pm UTC (link)
I'm pregnant.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-17 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Still?

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[info]bloodandpudding
2009-02-17 11:56 pm UTC (link)
I forgot to tell you. That money you gave me for that "special" medical procedure, I used it on crack.

It was the baby's fault. I swear.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-17 11:57 pm UTC (link)
You knew full well that any child of mine is going to want crack. I warned you!

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[info]bloodandpudding
2009-02-18 04:13 pm UTC (link)
You also told me you loved me. Now I see you love everyone. I don't think I can trust you anymore.

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[info]autodidactic
2009-02-18 12:37 am UTC (link)
Romper Bomper Stomper Boo
Good God Zdarsky, How Old Are You?

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 03:21 pm UTC (link)
As old as you want me to be, baby. As old as you want me to be.

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[info]rjwhite
2009-02-18 01:11 am UTC (link)
Wait- which one is about "Canada"?

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 03:21 pm UTC (link)
The ones with heavy references to socialism.

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[info]rikkisimons
2009-02-18 01:35 am UTC (link)
You love ME?!? HOLY ROCKS!

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 03:22 pm UTC (link)
More than you'll ever know unless you fill out a Freedom of Information form.

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[info]crisper
2009-02-18 02:29 am UTC (link)
Let us pass a resolution that defines marriage as the union of all three of your alter-egos with a unicorn sporting a tremendous woody.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 03:22 pm UTC (link)
That would just make me Warren Ellis.

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[info]crisper
2009-02-18 03:30 pm UTC (link)
At last, we begin to close in on the Most Terrible Secret.

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[info]prof_werewolf
2009-02-18 02:38 am UTC (link)
Wait, you have a comic strip?

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 03:23 pm UTC (link)
I also have the entire run of Golden Girls on VHS.

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i am nearly convinced that you are a saint
[info]philled2thebrim
2009-06-16 04:38 am UTC (link)
this is miracle #1

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[info]naughtobot
2009-02-18 05:42 am UTC (link)
Dear chipzdarsky
my spouse recently revealed that he's actually a werewolf, and wants me to convert. It's not like he's asking me to convert religions, but I don't want to be shedding all over my clothes.
What's your advice?

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Email me at smurray@nationalpost.com
I will help you OFFICIALLY and LEGALLY BINDING.

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[info]curare
2009-02-18 07:39 am UTC (link)
somebody loves me!!!!

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[info]telecart
2009-02-18 01:38 pm UTC (link)
you are loved by many, miss =]

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-18 03:24 pm UTC (link)
It's a relatively generic love, but a love nonetheless!

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[info]mfiles
2009-02-18 03:44 pm UTC (link)
I'm a new Chip convert, but everything I've seen of your work makes me believe in Elves and gay superheroes. In a good way. Please, keep on keeping on.

Good GOD man. ROMPER ROOM. Every Canadian over the age of 30 just had a flashback. You hold the reins of a NATION.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 01:52 am UTC (link)
Holding TIGHTLY to the reins of a nation. I will ride the nation until dawn if I have to.

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[info]jimmynebraska
2009-02-18 03:57 pm UTC (link)
I have always loved you, Chip.

I look forward to another backgammon marathon, Steve. And you shouldn't regret having e-mailed me those photos. I am definitely interested.

Todd, I know what I said last week, but I think we just need some time apart. I need to find out who I am on my own.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 01:52 am UTC (link)
Every single one of me is confused.

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[info]mojocat
2009-02-19 12:07 am UTC (link)
Look I'm having a hard time keeping track of all your names so I'm just calling you what I call you when you come up in conversation, "SteBen".

I just came home from a trip to Collingwood and would like to report that Barrie still sucks based on this overheard exchange:

14 year old gentleman of breeding: "Imma slap that mouth off her."
14 year old lady of manners: "Yeah just cuz she's pregnant don't mean she can't learn."
14 year old gentleman of breeding: "Well I won't punch her in the stomach, just the back."
Their mom: "Oh you can punch her in the stomach, just not as hard as normal."

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[info]chipzdarsky
2009-02-19 01:54 am UTC (link)
Why wouldn't he just stop at slappin' that mouth off her? Barrie has no inherent logic.

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