Chip Zdarsky ([info]chipzdarsky) wrote,
@ 2008-04-24 10:01:00
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Extremely Bad Advice About Big Butts
This week I loudly proclaim my love of big butts, thus securing my reputation as "creepy office guy" at the Post. I just really, really like butts. Big 'uns.



The question bucket is getting low, so if anyone out there needs burning questions answered with tact and finesse and fire, drop me a line!

Love,
Chip!

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[info]bloodandpudding
2008-04-24 02:12 pm UTC (link)
And I happen to like people who like big butts because I have one.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-04-24 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Your big butt is a gift from God: never forget that.
(God is an ass man)
Love,
Chip!

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[info]jrloafy
2008-04-24 03:01 pm UTC (link)
Wonderful as always Chip.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-04-24 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, handsome. You are handsome even if you don't have a big butt.

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[info]jrloafy
2008-04-24 05:41 pm UTC (link)
I can change baby, I swear!

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[info]ghoizdoz
2008-04-24 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Your advice is getting better and better. I think I'll have to make one of those sweaters made for myself.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-04-24 04:22 pm UTC (link)
You'd only need one if people didn't want to see your fine, fine underwearless bottom. But we all do.

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[info]sdemory
2008-04-24 03:20 pm UTC (link)
I like big butts and I cannot lie
my days are like one long sigh
But when a girl walks in with lycra in my face
and her fashion sense so misplaced
it's like the sun
makin' life less rough
by shining down just enough.

You're a poet and a prophet. Like Bob Marley with more bathing!

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-04-24 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Also, I'm totally high right now.

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[info]road_rage_bunny
2008-04-24 04:03 pm UTC (link)
this is beautiful

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-04-24 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. Butts are my muses.

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[info]abrassea
2008-04-24 10:06 pm UTC (link)
preach it!

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[info]jjgalahad
2008-04-25 06:47 am UTC (link)
I, personally, am hooked and I can't stop staring.

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