Chip Zdarsky ([info]chipzdarsky) wrote,
@ 2008-02-09 20:59:00
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Love & Sex & Me
Okay, so I've got a lot of stuff going on...






FIRST UP!

Let's Sneak Away

I am a lovely lady. Chris Butcher is a lovely man.

Click here for the life-changing story:


ALSO!


A Very Special Extremely Bad Advice Column!!


Oh, but wait! There's more!
With the help of our lovely and talented intern, Murat Yukselir, here's some dos and don'ts of the bachelor bedroom!



And last, but most certainly least, a video of me talking about love & sex.


This is what's new with me. I am very tired and confused about my sexuality and apologize for missing any events that have been scheduled while I've been "working" on all of this.

If you can, spread the stuff of mine around that you like. I like that.

And please, as always, email me your hot questions here.

God bless.

Love,
Truly,
Chip!


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[info]chevett
2008-02-10 02:27 am UTC (link)
Chip, I've long used these comments to make suggestive jokes about wanting to have sex with you, but now that I've seen you dressed up as a sexy lady, I'm confused. So very confused.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 02:45 am UTC (link)
Confused or Certain? HMMM?

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(no subject) - [info]chevett, 2008-02-10 03:58 am UTC

[info]ghoizdoz
2008-02-10 02:40 am UTC (link)
I have always known that I like sour cream. Some people are born that way.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 02:47 am UTC (link)
NO. PEOPLE LEARN HOW TO LIKE SOUR CREAM.

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(no subject) - [info]jjgalahad, 2008-02-10 09:31 am UTC

[info]jaymarcy
2008-02-10 02:47 am UTC (link)
"Well, HELLO THERE, MAMA!!!"
You are as hot a chick as you are a guy.
I am also now very confused. And ashamed. Yes...

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 02:48 am UTC (link)
No shame to be had, Jay. Go with your gut.

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[info]jaymarcy
2008-02-10 02:54 am UTC (link)
That panel with Chris? I can totally hear his voice when I read it.
BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
If you ever get around to collecting these strips, this one is tops. No question.
Kristine tells me that no, she doesn't touch her boobs all the time. But a lot.So you're not far off the truth with women and their breasts...

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 03:29 am UTC (link)
Breasts are just so much goddamn fun.

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[info]benitocereno
2008-02-10 03:25 am UTC (link)
All top quality stuff. The video especially. Way to be, Chip. Way to be.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 04:45 am UTC (link)
I be what I am. I be what I am.

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[info]phoenixredux
2008-02-10 03:45 am UTC (link)
You're pretty hot as a lady. It's a good look for you. If I looked that hot in drag, I'd do it all the time. You should do it all the time. Or at least on weekends and such.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 04:46 am UTC (link)
Holidays?

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[info]rjwhite
2008-02-10 03:57 am UTC (link)
I think you had a bit too much makeup. At first, I thought that photo was of one of those real-doll things. Though, really, I guess some would see that as a compliment.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 04:46 am UTC (link)
I agree! I didn't think I needed THAT much makeup. The woman who did it disagreed.

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[info]lartist
2008-02-10 06:36 am UTC (link)
Wow. No one gives bad advice better than you! I hope someday to have enough problems to lay them at your feet for magickal solutions! :)

And.... you creep me out as a gal. I'm just sayin'. It's me, not you. Can we still be friends?

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Start laying me some problems! I've almost run out!

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[info]the_woodshed
2008-02-10 08:53 am UTC (link)
You sound exactly like I thought you would.

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[info]cdaaah
2008-02-10 09:07 am UTC (link)
No way! That was just his "Steve Murray" voice--Chip Zdarsky is a master of disguise.

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(no subject) - [info]chipzdarsky, 2008-02-10 02:28 pm UTC

[info]jjgalahad
2008-02-10 09:28 am UTC (link)
I was going to say that I just plugged you on my Blog because of all this . . . but now that you've dressed as a pretty, pretty lady, I feel strangely uncomfortable with the phrasing.

In any case, thanks for the bachelor bedroom tips! I should probably get rid of that decomposing body too, while I'm on a redecorating kick and all.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 02:29 pm UTC (link)
I was going to include "decomposing body" on the list of no-nos but it SEEMED SELF-EVIDENT.
Thanks for your pimping!
Chip!

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(no subject) - [info]jjgalahad, 2008-02-10 02:51 pm UTC

[info]autodidactic
2008-02-10 01:49 pm UTC (link)
You look like you had a lot of fun! And I'm glad Toronto cops aren't like cops down here.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, tons of fun. But damn, being a lady can be uncomfortable.

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[info]brunorubio
2008-02-10 02:31 pm UTC (link)
You're some kind of hero, man. I'm insanely impressed. Worried, a little, but impressed nonetheless.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Since I was a child I've always equated "worried" with "impressed."
It was the only way to get through the day.

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[info]iconotrast
2008-02-10 02:45 pm UTC (link)
I scrub myself after reading your poetry.

I scrub myself.

I scrub myself for a long time...

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Scrub where it counts, friend.

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[info]jcoville
2008-02-10 03:54 pm UTC (link)
That video with Elizabeth Abbott is one of the most unintentionally funny things I've seen in a long while.

But your video was good too. Better than Humble Howards.

Oh and dude, you forgot a point about the blinds/curtains.

Anyways, your entertaining. Keep up the good work!

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 04:08 pm UTC (link)
I wrote the text a couple of weeks ago and told the illustrator to add some more bits in his drawings to make the differences more stark. I also didn't make a point about the clothesline or the video games, Eagle Eyes.

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[info]starfire68
2008-02-10 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Wow. You're one hot woman :D Definitely you should crossdress more :)

(YYMV...I have a thing for guys in girl's pants: that's why I live with a crossdresser)

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-10 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Takes too much work! I'm way too slovenly to be a cross-dresser.

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[info]blur02
2008-02-10 11:10 pm UTC (link)
real ladies have that problem...at least i do.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-11 01:34 am UTC (link)
It's insane! Why would you want to be a lady?

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(no subject) - [info]blur02, 2008-02-11 02:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chipzdarsky, 2008-02-11 02:38 am UTC

[info]absolutjane
2008-02-11 03:28 am UTC (link)
Oh, thank GOD. I was really scared when I first saw those drag pictures. Now we can say you did it for "a story". PHEW

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-11 03:35 am UTC (link)
"Scared" or "titillated?"

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(no subject) - [info]absolutjane, 2008-02-11 03:45 am UTC

[info]absolutjane
2008-02-11 03:33 am UTC (link)
What the hell? Who likes to punch breasts? Men are weird.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-11 03:36 am UTC (link)
I LIKE TO.
PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH.

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[info]chriskasurak
2008-02-11 04:35 am UTC (link)
I just don't get why everyone seems to think that this is the first time you've dressed up like a woman?

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-13 12:40 am UTC (link)
Typical patriarchal assumptions, man.

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(no subject) - [info]chriskasurak, 2008-02-13 03:33 am UTC

[info]man_size
2008-02-11 05:32 am UTC (link)
The lengths you go to be a winner.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-13 12:40 am UTC (link)
My eyes were blurry and I thought that said "weiner."

I just likes to have fun ALL THE TIME. WOOOO!

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[info]jonathanellis
2008-02-11 11:30 am UTC (link)
"No! Really Officer. I'm Researching a story for a National Paper... Honest."

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[info]jonathanellis
2008-02-12 09:38 am UTC (link)
Having watched the vid, 2 things;
1) you just had to get a garfield mention in there didn't you?
2) I am now only more convinced of my previous sentiment that you should have your own tv show

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(no subject) - [info]chipzdarsky, 2008-02-13 12:39 am UTC

[info]hirovox
2008-02-11 09:01 pm UTC (link)
To quote a famous song, "mine eyes have seen the coming of the glory of the lord". You're freakin' awesome, man.

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[info]chipzdarsky
2008-02-13 12:41 am UTC (link)
God bless you, Eric Kim.

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2008-06-23 07:52 am UTC (link)
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