Chip Zdarsky ([info]chipzdarsky) wrote,
2008-02-09 20:59:00
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Love & Sex & Me

Okay, so I've got a lot of stuff going on...






FIRST UP!

Let's Sneak Away

I am a lovely lady. Chris Butcher is a lovely man.

Click here for the life-changing story:


ALSO!


A Very Special Extremely Bad Advice Column!!


Oh, but wait! There's more!
With the help of our lovely and talented intern, Murat Yukselir, here's some dos and don'ts of the bachelor bedroom!



And last, but most certainly least, a video of me talking about love & sex.


This is what's new with me. I am very tired and confused about my sexuality and apologize for missing any events that have been scheduled while I've been "working" on all of this.

If you can, spread the stuff of mine around that you like. I like that.

And please, as always, email me your hot questions here.

God bless.

Love,
Truly,
Chip!


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[info]chevett

February 10 2008, 02:27:27 UTC 4 years ago

Chip, I've long used these comments to make suggestive jokes about wanting to have sex with you, but now that I've seen you dressed up as a sexy lady, I'm confused. So very confused.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 02:45:03 UTC 4 years ago

Confused or Certain? HMMM?

[info]chevett

4 years ago

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[info]ghoizdoz

February 10 2008, 02:40:29 UTC 4 years ago

I have always known that I like sour cream. Some people are born that way.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 02:47:34 UTC 4 years ago

NO. PEOPLE LEARN HOW TO LIKE SOUR CREAM.

[info]jjgalahad

4 years ago

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[info]jaymarcy

February 10 2008, 02:47:11 UTC 4 years ago

"Well, HELLO THERE, MAMA!!!"
You are as hot a chick as you are a guy.
I am also now very confused. And ashamed. Yes...

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 02:48:08 UTC 4 years ago

No shame to be had, Jay. Go with your gut.

[info]jaymarcy

February 10 2008, 02:54:37 UTC 4 years ago

That panel with Chris? I can totally hear his voice when I read it.
BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
If you ever get around to collecting these strips, this one is tops. No question.
Kristine tells me that no, she doesn't touch her boobs all the time. But a lot.So you're not far off the truth with women and their breasts...

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 03:29:36 UTC 4 years ago

Breasts are just so much goddamn fun.

[info]benitocereno

February 10 2008, 03:25:22 UTC 4 years ago

All top quality stuff. The video especially. Way to be, Chip. Way to be.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 04:45:39 UTC 4 years ago

I be what I am. I be what I am.

[info]phoenixredux

February 10 2008, 03:45:11 UTC 4 years ago

You're pretty hot as a lady. It's a good look for you. If I looked that hot in drag, I'd do it all the time. You should do it all the time. Or at least on weekends and such.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 04:46:09 UTC 4 years ago

Holidays?

[info]rjwhite

February 10 2008, 03:57:37 UTC 4 years ago

I think you had a bit too much makeup. At first, I thought that photo was of one of those real-doll things. Though, really, I guess some would see that as a compliment.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 04:46:41 UTC 4 years ago

I agree! I didn't think I needed THAT much makeup. The woman who did it disagreed.

[info]lartist

February 10 2008, 06:36:39 UTC 4 years ago

Wow. No one gives bad advice better than you! I hope someday to have enough problems to lay them at your feet for magickal solutions! :)

And.... you creep me out as a gal. I'm just sayin'. It's me, not you. Can we still be friends?

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 14:27:57 UTC 4 years ago

Start laying me some problems! I've almost run out!

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[info]cdaaah

February 10 2008, 09:07:59 UTC 4 years ago

No way! That was just his "Steve Murray" voice--Chip Zdarsky is a master of disguise.

[info]chipzdarsky

4 years ago

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[info]jjgalahad

February 10 2008, 09:28:30 UTC 4 years ago

I was going to say that I just plugged you on my Blog because of all this . . . but now that you've dressed as a pretty, pretty lady, I feel strangely uncomfortable with the phrasing.

In any case, thanks for the bachelor bedroom tips! I should probably get rid of that decomposing body too, while I'm on a redecorating kick and all.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 14:29:13 UTC 4 years ago

I was going to include "decomposing body" on the list of no-nos but it SEEMED SELF-EVIDENT.
Thanks for your pimping!
Chip!

[info]jjgalahad

4 years ago

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[info]autodidactic

February 10 2008, 13:49:55 UTC 4 years ago

You look like you had a lot of fun! And I'm glad Toronto cops aren't like cops down here.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 14:29:45 UTC 4 years ago

Oh yeah, tons of fun. But damn, being a lady can be uncomfortable.

[info]brunorubio

February 10 2008, 14:31:24 UTC 4 years ago

You're some kind of hero, man. I'm insanely impressed. Worried, a little, but impressed nonetheless.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 15:06:49 UTC 4 years ago

Since I was a child I've always equated "worried" with "impressed."
It was the only way to get through the day.

[info]iconotrast

February 10 2008, 14:45:55 UTC 4 years ago

I scrub myself after reading your poetry.

I scrub myself.

I scrub myself for a long time...

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 15:07:09 UTC 4 years ago

Scrub where it counts, friend.

[info]jcoville

February 10 2008, 15:54:54 UTC 4 years ago

That video with Elizabeth Abbott is one of the most unintentionally funny things I've seen in a long while.

But your video was good too. Better than Humble Howards.

Oh and dude, you forgot a point about the blinds/curtains.

Anyways, your entertaining. Keep up the good work!

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 16:08:27 UTC 4 years ago

I wrote the text a couple of weeks ago and told the illustrator to add some more bits in his drawings to make the differences more stark. I also didn't make a point about the clothesline or the video games, Eagle Eyes.

[info]starfire68

February 10 2008, 17:48:21 UTC 4 years ago

Wow. You're one hot woman :D Definitely you should crossdress more :)

(YYMV...I have a thing for guys in girl's pants: that's why I live with a crossdresser)

[info]chipzdarsky

February 10 2008, 18:35:05 UTC 4 years ago

Takes too much work! I'm way too slovenly to be a cross-dresser.

[info]blur02

February 10 2008, 23:10:12 UTC 4 years ago

real ladies have that problem...at least i do.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 11 2008, 01:34:30 UTC 4 years ago

It's insane! Why would you want to be a lady?

[info]blur02

4 years ago

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[info]chipzdarsky

4 years ago

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[info]absolutjane

February 11 2008, 03:28:08 UTC 4 years ago

Oh, thank GOD. I was really scared when I first saw those drag pictures. Now we can say you did it for "a story". PHEW

[info]chipzdarsky

February 11 2008, 03:35:14 UTC 4 years ago

"Scared" or "titillated?"

[info]absolutjane

4 years ago

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[info]absolutjane

February 11 2008, 03:33:12 UTC 4 years ago

What the hell? Who likes to punch breasts? Men are weird.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 11 2008, 03:36:00 UTC 4 years ago

I LIKE TO.
PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH.

[info]chriskasurak

February 11 2008, 04:35:33 UTC 4 years ago

I just don't get why everyone seems to think that this is the first time you've dressed up like a woman?

[info]chipzdarsky

February 13 2008, 00:40:13 UTC 4 years ago

Typical patriarchal assumptions, man.

[info]chriskasurak

4 years ago

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[info]man_size

February 11 2008, 05:32:44 UTC 4 years ago

The lengths you go to be a winner.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 13 2008, 00:40:50 UTC 4 years ago

My eyes were blurry and I thought that said "weiner."

I just likes to have fun ALL THE TIME. WOOOO!

[info]jonathanellis

February 11 2008, 11:30:43 UTC 4 years ago

"No! Really Officer. I'm Researching a story for a National Paper... Honest."

[info]jonathanellis

February 12 2008, 09:38:39 UTC 4 years ago

Having watched the vid, 2 things;
1) you just had to get a garfield mention in there didn't you?
2) I am now only more convinced of my previous sentiment that you should have your own tv show

[info]chipzdarsky

4 years ago

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[info]hirovox

February 11 2008, 21:01:23 UTC 4 years ago

To quote a famous song, "mine eyes have seen the coming of the glory of the lord". You're freakin' awesome, man.

[info]chipzdarsky

February 13 2008, 00:41:05 UTC 4 years ago

God bless you, Eric Kim.

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June 23 2008, 07:52:08 UTC 3 years ago

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